Parents

This little blog of hate goes out to all of you useless parents that are out there raising your annoying ass kids.

Life's little lessons on parenting - In order of what annoys me.

If your grocery shopping, and your kid is in the cart crying, yet you continue to shop like nothing is going on you are a horrible parent and annoying.

If your child needs a child leash because he/she is five and already does not care what you say, you are a horrible parent.

If you do coke, you're a horrible parent and would do your kid a favor by doing blow until you die from an OD.

If you are in prison, make room for your kid most likely he/she will go there too.

If you are on welfare for more than a year, teach your kid to fill out the forms; most likely he/she will need them.

If you have to go to court to fight over your kid, that does affect your kid, because you and the other parent are being childish selfish pricks (not necessarily both parties but, usually)

If you have kids and still need to have abortions every once in a while, you're a dumb bitch and should get your tubes tied since you can't keep your legs closed.

If you have a daycare center you take your kids to and a babysitter you bring them home to, why did you have kids?

If you don't think your kids are more important than your happiness, shoot yourself in the face you make me sick.

If your kid is 5 and has a schedule you may be a slightly over bearing.

 

If you are wondering whether I have a kid, you can just keep on wondering.

 

The illusion of security

I am not going to pretend that the fact our airports are not secure, is some new revelation. It is just my first time actually taking a moment to note the complete lack of competence in the TSA. I also never noticed that passengers have to pay $10 for each trip as a security fee. That makes me a customer, right?

So I am flying out of Baltimore Washington Airport and I decide to pay close attention to security. In basic training we went over some pretty basic security measures in case we had to guard something, although I'm not an expert I do think I can spot security, versus the illusion of security.

First they check my ID. This was the most "I could care less" check my ID has ever been given. The guy made sure the name on my ID matched my boarding pass and gave it back. The entire time he was looking at someone else that he was having a personal conversation with. He never once looked at my face, not even when I handed him the ID. I have had harder checks for a fake when I entered a bar at 1 am. It is 10 am and this guy has already given up on focusing on his job. Then I went through the carry-on X-Ray and metal detector. I am going to assume that the guy watching the screen was very skilled. I had a GPS, BlackBerry, 2^nd Cell phone, all the needed cables for that and my laptop, an iPod, and tons of other work related items. Basically this bag was packed with electronic equipment. Not a single question. Again it is possible this guy is very skilled and knew what he was doing.

Yeah, I know I am being one of those annoying people that think their clever and they have spotted the loop hole in the system. That actually isn't the case, I swear. At some point we decided as a country the illusion of something is as good as the real thing. That goes for security, quality products, wealth, even happiness (Thank you Zoloft). I am just not going to be that person. I paid for this so called security and I am going to get what I paid for. Someone can blow up someone else's God damn plane.

Finally after all of this I went to the supervisor and attempted to ask him why no one looked at my face when they checked my ID. He told me they are looking for fake ID's more than anything else. I then asked him why it would matter if it was "fake" or not, if you don't look at the face on the ID. So as long as you have a real ID regardless if it is yours, you are all set to fly, as far as the TSA is concerned. To this he responded "I will talk to the ID checker". This useless ass though that there wasn't a problem with their security.

We have to all be idiots to think that our simple minded, useless, let's all make it so we don't have to work government, is even doing a mediocre job at security.

 

PLEASE SOMEON FROM TSA COMMENT ON THIS

America’s Product Plan

Here is America's Product Plan

 

MAKE CRAP, REPLACE CRAP, LET THE CUSTOMER THINK PROBLEMS ARE RARE, SPEND LOTS ON MARKETING, PEOPLE BUY MORE CRAP

 

End of plan thank you for joining my meeting.

Ok people it’s time to remove your head from your ass

I am sick and tired of everyone walking around like they have no clue what is going on.

At what point did we as Americans decide the following:

We don't need customer service.

We don't need small business.

We like companies so big that they no longer care about the individual customer.

Our government can be inefficient.

We will continue to give more power to a government that has vastly failed in everything it attempts to do on its own.

It is ok for our government to create programs based on an ideal, and then complicate those programs to the point that no one can use them.

That the loudest is the majority, not the largest group.

Voting is only necessary if it fits into our schedule.

Saying, "I support the troops" is almost as good as actually supporting them.

Freedom of speech is ok as long as no one is offended.

Freedom of speech is a watery concept.

Common sense has no place in the judicial system.

Horrible people have the right to be parents even if they will ruin their children.

No one is responsible for the consequences of their actions as long as they are sorry.

We will let big business run up the prices on everything and then we will bail them out when they go broke from bad management.

WHEN THE HELL DID WE DECIDE WE WERE OK WITH ALL OF THIS