Parents

This little blog of hate goes out to all of you useless parents that are out there raising your annoying ass kids.

Life's little lessons on parenting - In order of what annoys me.

If your grocery shopping, and your kid is in the cart crying, yet you continue to shop like nothing is going on you are a horrible parent and annoying.

If your child needs a child leash because he/she is five and already does not care what you say, you are a horrible parent.

If you do coke, you're a horrible parent and would do your kid a favor by doing blow until you die from an OD.

If you are in prison, make room for your kid most likely he/she will go there too.

If you are on welfare for more than a year, teach your kid to fill out the forms; most likely he/she will need them.

If you have to go to court to fight over your kid, that does affect your kid, because you and the other parent are being childish selfish pricks (not necessarily both parties but, usually)

If you have kids and still need to have abortions every once in a while, you're a dumb bitch and should get your tubes tied since you can't keep your legs closed.

If you have a daycare center you take your kids to and a babysitter you bring them home to, why did you have kids?

If you don't think your kids are more important than your happiness, shoot yourself in the face you make me sick.

If your kid is 5 and has a schedule you may be a slightly over bearing.

 

If you are wondering whether I have a kid, you can just keep on wondering.